Pure Bakery

So I'm sitting in my living room watching Animal Planet when all of a sudden I hear a rumbling noise coming from the kitchen. Well this had better be good, I have to get the warm cat belly off my lap, move the dog's paw out of the way and trip over a hamster ball on my way to find out what the H.E. double hockey sticks is going on in the kitchen. The oven was busting at the seems and rumbling out of control. All of a sudden the oven door bursts open and these little cookies with arms and legs with crooked evil smiles run out in an attack force like an army and knock me down to the ground. I can't get up, they are tying my feet and hands together. I scream out, "What in God's name is the meaning of this?" Their fearless leader walks up to me, well even laying down she still has to look up at me, she was a small sassy one. She said, "So, the Cupcake Whisperer, we finally meet." I asked, "Who are you?" She responds, "The name is Bread, Ginger Bread."  I said, "Well Ginger Bread, iiiifffff that's your real name, what do you want with the Cupcake Whisperer?" Her response was, "We need you to bake some more of us. We need to duplicate like rabbits or like Susan Lucci's Emmy nominations. We need to take over the world and you are the only one who can do it." I said, "I would never bake more of you, you you scary little gingerbread and I thought you were suppose to be men? Men named Ginger? You're as scary as those gnomes people put out in their yards every Christmas." Just then a gingerbread woman sticks her little machine gun made out of licorice in my face. I got a vision of them turning me into a Patty Hearst with a licorice machine gun. Oh no I can't be brainwashed I have to do something. But during my zoning out pretending to be Patty Hearst my little hamster in his ball came tearing around the corner. I heard his little engine roar. He just started rolling over the gingerbread women, flattening them out like Kristin Stewart's chest. With all my might I broke free of my restraints and all I could think of doing was eating all the gingerbread women. They did smell really good but I forgot to ask them what perfume they were wearing. My little hamster saved my life. No thanks to the lazy ass dog and cat. I think they slept through the whole thing.

This happened 5 years ago. True story. And since then I have been awfully afraid of Gingerbread  Men or Women or whatever the hell they are suppose to be. But you know what they say, we must all face our fears. So I feel I must conquer my fear. I must bake gingerbread men transgender whatchamacallits. But where do I start? Pure Bakery baby, that's where I'll start!

Katie of Pure Bakery has a brand new blog. She is a vegan inspired baker who wants to bake her little vegan heart out. And by the looks of it she is really good at it. Though she does not sell her baked goods yet, YET! her blog has recipes on it. She takes awesome pictures each step of the way so you know you are doing it right. And hey her gingerbread cookies don't look so scary!

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HAPPY VEGAN CUPCAKE THURSDAY